Dear Undertaker,

give me a decent burial

don't let my wife kid you

by saying we have no money.

Give this note to the cops.

What is a few short years lived in hell.

Hell is all I have.

No more will I pay the bills.

No more will I drive the car.

No more will I wash, iron and mend.

No more will I eat the leftovers

cooked the day before.

This is no way to die? This

is no way to live.

At night I can no longer sleep.

I married the wrong nag--

nag-nag and lost

my life.

Dear undertaker,

give me a decent burial.